Normandy
Last week I had the rather exciting offer of being sent to Paris for a week to help a large deal that was closing. ‘Hell yes’ or something a little more professional was my answer. Initially I was supposed to go over on the day after we arrived back in London from 3 weeks in Australia. As fun as it would have been, I would have been simply shattered. As luck had it, my trip was delayed by a week which allowed me to recover from the jet lag before repacking my bags – and also to coincide with the long weekend when Tony could come join me for an adventure into the French countryside.
So on Monday morning I set off on the Eurostar to Paris. Business class on the Eurostar was not quite like on an airline – however we did get breakfast and plenty of coffee. Arriving in Paris we headed for the project offices out in the rather tired but one time very modern ‘La Defense’ business precinct. I worried a little at being told not to go walking at night or preferably on my own there as it had once been gangland territory, and still has rather unsavoury night time occupant. However, like most districts built on the edge of town to serve businesses, the planned expanses of concrete felt safe enough. The impressive ‘Grande Arche’ sits at one end of the ‘Rue ?’ and mirrors the rather more attractive Arc du Triumph at the other. I’m pretty certain that Napoleon probably wouldn’t have appreciated the juxta position. Ces’t la Vie. Up close the Arche is very grand – although the large shapeless thing in the centre isn’t an attempt at modernist sculpture – it is apparently a windbreak to try to combat the wind tunnel the Arch creates in La Defense.
The week passed quickly with long days followed by long dinners in the hotel restaurant. By the time Tony arrived on

Friday night I was pretty keen to head into Paris proper and see some more of the city. He had had an interesting trip over – the seats on the Eurostar were fully booked so he’d spent the 2 hour trip standing in the bar car reading Game of Thrones and its sequels (my fault entirely – I have already read them all and forced him to watch the first 2 series of the HBO adaptation so it was only a matter of time til he caved and had to read ahead).

We jumped aboard the metro and in 30 minutes were in downtown Paris. We wandered the pretty streets which were surprisingly quiet for a Friday night, passed Notre Dame (which is turning 850 this year) and found ourselves a little café on the south side of the river for dinner and wine and to plan the rest of our trip.
Trains in France
So we might have left it til the last minute, but I can’t seem to figure out how to book a train in rural France that involves a seat reservation. We arrived at Gare Saint Lazare at about 10.30 to try to figure it out at the station. Avoiding a large queue we decided to try the billet d’automatique with some success – but no seats. ‘Oh well’ we figured. Worst case we would repeat Tony’s 2 hour standing effort from the night before, and we figured we’d just hop on and see what happened.
We had to kill some time and so wandered across the road from the station for some breakfast. With my egg allergy I usually have a pretty grim time of it in France at breakfast. At any other meal I can at least order bread and cheese, however Paris seems set on set menu breakfasts that usually involve a croissant and piece of baguette, orange juice and a coffee. The fancier ones involve egg of some sort instead of or in addition to the croissant. Tony and I usually do a bit of a trade – he has my croissant and I get his baguette – he thinks its an alright deal. However the café that we chose had an option of a croissant and coffee, egg and toast and coffee, or croissant, egg and toast and coffee – none very helpful. I tried in my very meagre French to ask for just toast and coffee. What came out in the end was Tony’s breakfast of egg and toast (with jam) and just coffee for me with an explanation that the bread for the toast is only for the set breakfast and they would not sell it to me separately! Why they were so protective of a few slices of white plastic bread is beyond me. I stole a half a piece of Tony’s toast and had it with jam and then egg accidentally got all over the rest of the toast (that I had planned to steal). A sadly insufficient breakfast.
We made our way onto the train and settled ourselves into a compartment hoping that we weren’t in anyone’s reserved seats – but we were quickly turfed out by the rightful owner and had to go looking. We luckily found the compartment usually reserved for people with disabilities, but there being none on our train, was empty with plenty of space. We grabbed fold down seats and settled in for a 2 hour trip to Caen where we would pick up our car and head to Bayeux.
Driving on the right side
Neither Tony or I had ever tried driving a left hand drive car and we were both not so secretly terrified. I had booked us a car in Caen thinking that it would be easier to learn this new skill outside the crazy hustle of Paris. Upon picking up the car (where we immediately changed the manual booking for an automatic with full insurance!) and agreeing that Tony would be the first brave one and get behind the wheel with me navigating we headed for the Normandy coast. I must say he did a very good job. There were lots of roundabouts and trams in Caen which were a bit of a challenge for the uninitiated driver – but we worked together to count the exits, reminding each other that the oncoming traffic was coming from the left, and made it safely through the trip with only a few scratched hubcaps.
Normandy Beaches and Jour-J
We had planned to spend the afternoon seeing the Normandy D-Day beaches. However the first thing to do was to get something to eat for me before I turned into a blood-sugar deprived mess. We headed via the simplest roads to Luc-sur-mer because it was simply the closest. After a coffee at a beach side café we found a supermarket and bought salami, cheese and bread and headed to the headland for a picnic. There we came across the first relics of the D-Day landings – a bunker with artillery still in situ. Our first reaction was that it must be a replica because the concrete was blocking the gun’s direct exposure to the sea. It took us a minute to realise that it was deliberate – to protect it from direct attach from the water, and enable it to defend approaches from the beaches on either side (just not from directly in front). Nearby was a memorial to the UK and US forces that took out the nest and liberated the town.

From there we drove up the coast road stopping every time we saw something interesting. The remains of the temporary Mulberry marina at Port Winston at Arromanches were impressive – you can still reach them at low tide – and the thought that this was the point from which 2.5 million men etc were unloaded to march across Europe was quite amazing.
We stopped at the ‘Batterie de Longues-sur-mer ’ where 3 of the 4 155mm guns are still in their housings.

They were extremely imposing – the size, range and the organisation that was required to fire them. They couldn’t see the targets they were firing on – the targeting post was further down the hill and instructions would be sent up the line to aim a bit to the left, right, up etc. The guns were taken out by a combined effort of warships and the 231st Infantry Brigade and the memorial on the site is testimony to the bravery of the men on both the ships and on foot who took on this terrible barrage of guns.
Finally we came to Omaha Beach and the American Cemetery and Memorial. Whilst I’ve seen it in movies, actually standing amongst the pure white crosses stretching to the edges of the trees, each one a man, brother, husband, son, was incredibly moving. The most moving of all were the unknown graves – ‘Known but to God’ – their families never knowing where to put their flowers in memory.
Bayeux
We had booked into a B&B in Bayeux as I really wanted to see the Bayeux Tapestry, and it was conveniently close to the D-Day beaches and our next day’s activities. Bayeux was the first town to be liberated after D-Day and it retained much of its beautiful architecture which in other parts of Normandy was simply decimated. We were staying in a farmhouse called ‘Clos de Bellefontaine’ next to the ‘Palais de Bellefontaine’ and only 10 minutes on foot from the centre of town. Our room, in the loft space was simple and lovely – high ceilings, hand hewn beams with wooden pegs and twin beds pushed together. We had the top floor to ourselves include a bathroom and it felt like our own little world.

We headed into town for dinner choosing from several excellent recommendations from Carole our hostess and had a lovely seafood dinner and local cider followed by excellent cheese and wine. On our way into town we explored the little streets criss-crossing the river that flows through between houses built of local stone and matching bridges. The church ‘Notre Dame du Bayeux’ was calling in the congregation for Saturday evening service as we wandered past so we didn’t go in – but it was beautiful to listen to.
Mont St Michele
One of the experiences from my childhood trip around France with my parents that I particularly wanted to share with Tony was our visit to Mont St Michele. So Sunday morning after an early breakfast we set off in the car (my turn to learn about driving on the right) to the Mont. We turned up and parked in the huge carparks that are new since my visit in 1998 and caught the shuttle across to the Mont. Tony was suitably impressed on approach – the Mont is impressive sitting out in the sea on its rock.
We admired the defending curtain wall, and the rings on the outside of the wall for tying up your boat at high tide (judging this was at the same height as the entrance I think the tide doesn’t come up that far very often anymore), and into the town itself. You can stay on the Mont at one of several hotels, but the permanent population is only 47 – monks and nuns and a few hotelliers. We climbed up on the ramparts and looked across the expanse of the Normandy mainland and up at the Abbey above.
We walked almost all the way up the Mont on the ramparts – missing the very touristy shops on the main road – and enjoying the fresh sea air and the sunshine (and the stairs). Once inside the Abbey with our tickets and audio guides the real fun began.
The absolute highlight was standing in the Abbey itself. It was Sunday and so the normal Sunday services of a functioning Abbey were being conducted right as we happened to be walking by. We stood off to the side and listened as the entirely sung service (with both nuns and monks) resonated around the walls. It brought the whole space to life. For a few minutes it was no longer a tourist attraction and an old building, but a place alive with breath-taking music, light, celebration and prayer.
The cloisters was my second favourite part – the symmetry of the lines of columns, the stained glass windows with their Gaelic patterns, and the simplicity of the garden in the middle under its square of sky, and with windows views out to the horizon I understood why it was a place of reflection and calm.
The really impressive thing about Mont St Michele is that it really is 3 buildings on top of each other – with the Abbey at the top. Seeing the pillars that were built to support the Abbey above – the massive weight of the stone above that had to be supported – its no wonder that they decided to bolster the columns underneath.
Breaking the lunch curse – Oysters in Cancale
During our trip around Scotland Tony and I seemed to be followed by a lunch curse – wherever we went at lunchtime was closed for the season – the only places being open being truly terrible. On several days we went without lunch, eating a bag of crisps, and holding out for dinner. Not ideal.
We well and truly broke the curse this trip (and to be fair have had some lovely lunches on trips since then – but this takes the cake). Carole our host at the B&B had recommended that from Mont St Michele we should head over the boarder to Brittany and have lunch in the fishing village of Cancale. She told us that it was known for its oysters – but we didn’t want to get our hopes up.
Having taken our time at the Mont, it was 2pm by the time we left and I was worried that anyone open for lunch on a Sunday would be closed – it was France after all and places aren’t generally open. We arrived in Cancale at about 3pm and dropped down from the tablelands onto the little town, surrounded by a steep hill and ringed by water so aqua blue you would have thought you were in an advertisement for a resort.
We found a park and wandered along the sea-front admiring the view – it was a bright sunny afternoon, a light breeze and lots of people were out and about for a stroll by the sea.
Doing some quick research on the iphone had said that there were innumerable restaurants by the water selling very good seafood at reasonable prices – but that if we wanted something really fresh and special – to head all the way along the beach to the oyster sellers in their blue and white stripped tents at the end of the pier. The traders here sold oysters of all varieties and so fresh you ‘couldn’t get fresher unless you picked them out of the water yourself’. For 6 Euros we bought a dozen which the girl shucked for us, gave us a lemon cut in half, and two plastic knives. The instructions were ‘throw the shells in the sea, bring the lemon remains, knives and plates back to me’. We took up a perch on the sea wall with our feet dangling over the water and got stuck in. It was truly heavenly. The only thing missing was a beer, or a glass of white wine. We tossed the shells to the waves and watched as they clattered down the wall or landed with a ‘plop’ and a splash into the water. The floor of the sea below was covered – a midden of oyster eaters’ efforts over the years.
Thinking that 6 oysters each wasn’t really lunch we stepped into the café on the end of the pier and decided we’d order some more seafood. The ‘Grand’ for 2 was the smallest of the platters – and even then we couldn’t finish it. Washing down achingly fresh prawns, more oysters of various varieties, spider crab with local cider in the sun was just the perfect finish to the afternoon. We did discover that all the names of things on the platter that we didn’t recognise meant that there were things we had never seen before! We ate interesting wide round things (like oysters but tougher and chewier), tiny little black sea snails (for which we were given a little pick to drag them from their shells) and larger green sea snail (don’t ask) all of which had been cooked in an interesting garlic broth so were actually like eating snails ‘a la Parisien’ except the sea variety rather than the garden variety – and not slimy at all. They took a bit of courage but worth it in the end.
After a 2 hour drive home reading James Herriot til we cried both with laughter and real tears, we arrived just at dinner time back in Bayeux. We wandered round the very quiet little town looking for one of the other recommendations from Carole – sadly all but one were closed on a Sunday – not that we missed out. Lion D’Or was the rather unassuming restaurant attached to the hotel of the same name. We were seated in the very ordinary dining room (which is apparently being refurbished) and handed the menu. Honestly – I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many things I wanted to eat on a menu – all regionally sourced ingredients presented with imagination and skill. They handled the egg allergy amazingly well – whipping out a complementary pre-starter – a special one for me with some sort of salty salmon moose (no egg) with crème fresh and pickled cabbage. The rest of the meal made you want to run your finger along the plate to catch any remaining sauce and lick it at the end. Topped off with very good service.
William the Conqueror and the Bayeux Tapestry
I had always thought that the reason the tapestry was called the ‘Bayeux Tapestry’ was that it was made there. Apparently not. There is a lot of argument about where it was actually made – but not there. It was commissioned (most think in England) and brought to Bayeux to be hung up once a year during a feast to remind the population there – mostly illiterate – of the bravery of the Duke of Normandy their ruler and now king of England. For this reason it sets out in such intricate detail the Norman version of the conquest that the peasants could be left in no doubt of the power of their feudal system.
I knew that it was one of those things that you saw if you could when you were in France, but until today I never realised why. The audio guide that you receive with your ticket whisks you through the story, so you don’t have to read it or work it out for yourself, almost too quickly gives a wonderful sense of momentum and excitement to the story. However I had to pause it several times to visually take in the stunning detail of the embroidery in front of me. The chain mail was one of my favourites, each link stitch representative of the links in the mail. The horses were also beautifully done, their legs and bodies so well represented in the 1000 year old embroidery that you could have been watching a modern illustrated cartoon. Most moving was the detail of the human figures – the pointed figures of various characters including God himself, the beards, moustaches, and hunched forms, the heads detached from the bodies in the battle scenes, and then the bodies stripped naked after the battle. Each detail painstakingly stitched. It has given me a renewed enthusiasm for embroidery. Sadly the gift shop didn’t sell DIY kits.
We left Bayeau and started our journey home – 2 hours on the train to Caen followed by 2 hours on the Eurostar to London. Lots of books read, lots of blog written. A wonderful long weekend away. In little more than 2 weeks we’ll be in Italy for Tony’s 30th… can’t wait.